Riot Act! Promotions present a couple of local nutters in the forms of Las Vegas Elvis and Johnny Trashed in TJs on Saturday 19th July. These are the men in their own words.

The Legendary Las Vegas Elvis
After two years working on an oil rig in the North Sea and season fishing for crab, yes I was on the TV series, world’s most dangerous jobs. I went overboard six times and our boat sank. I thought it was time to resurrect my backing band The Self Abusers. So the wedding, birthday, Christian concerts are back for me, The Real Las Vegas Elvis. For a few more songs for our fans, I had time to think 60,0000 Million fans can’t be wrong.
I look forward to sharing the stage with my good friend Johnny Trashed. If he is too good and steals my Limelight, it will push me to the limit of my physical and mental abilities. It will be a good show to remember so put it on You Tube!
Records, cds, dvds, are now in the pipeline, and t shirts are already printed. It’s good to be back in my Home Town, I have talked to Tom Jones, but he is busy. His Loss.
So to my fans come Worship and enjoy The King with us. No dress code Cheap, Fun, Punk Rock Elvis. We are Fans! Even if you do not like Elvis you will know the songs

Johnny Trashed
If the legend that is Johnny Cash was born in Wales and was in a Garage come Country band with Punk styling’s . . . He’d probably sound a lil something like this! Faithfully backed by the Taff trail three, think Johnny Cash on speed! Hey, hold your god-damn horses for a cotton pickin moment; he WAS on speed maybe that should be Crystal Meth then! Coming to a saloon near you real soon, Johnny Trashed.