{"id":396,"date":"2009-01-01T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejoycollective.co.uk\/blog\/?p=396"},"modified":"2009-06-11T21:42:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T21:42:54","slug":"happy-new-year-clinic-in-the-back-of-a-van","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/announcements\/happy-new-year-clinic-in-the-back-of-a-van\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year! Clinic in the Back of a Van"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;s the hangover? You&#8217;re probably one of those senisble people who doesn&#8217;t see NYE as an event &#8211; just an insignificant change in an imaginary human construct. Get this &#8211; 2009 means you&#8217;re older. Remember the Millennium? Yeah, its 10 years since then. You remember it like yesterday, but there&#8217;s teenagers who were babies when you were snorting champagne in a poncy club in Bristol. You might as well drown yourself under a sea of wine to deal with the pain of everyone being cooler and better looking and having more friends than you.<\/p>\n<p>Clinic In Transit. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;\" title=\"Block this object with Adblock Plus\" class=\"abp-objtab-03132225507438726 visible ontop\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NrQqj-FKqHE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/a><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NrQqj-FKqHE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NrQqj-FKqHE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>More In Transit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/videogesicht\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;s the hangover? You&#8217;re probably one of those senisble people who doesn&#8217;t see NYE as an event &#8211; just an insignificant change in an imaginary human construct. Get this &#8211; 2009 means you&#8217;re older. Remember the Millennium? Yeah, its 10 years since then. You remember it like yesterday, but there&#8217;s teenagers who were babies when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[460],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonnyjaniero.com\/thejoycollective\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}